re: Monty lives in Ole Metry, sons?

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I know his old next door neighbor in OM, said he was an arse to live next to. Neighbor parked boat in front his house for half a day, asked Monty if it was ok, Monty says yes. Cops come knocking on door an hour later saying neighbor (Monty) called and complained. Another story is Monty asks neighbor if they can take down Halloween decorations because his family doesn't participate. Third story is friend is coach of girls allstar team at pontiff. Asks Monty is his daughter can be on allstar team. Monty thanks him and says no thanks, because they will be out of town on vacation. Monty comes home early and asks the coach to put his daughter on allstar team half way through allstar season. Coach friend says no because it's not fair to girl who would get cut. Monty accuses coach friend is racist because he won't put his daughter on team. Fourth and final story. Monty takes his kids to OM dentist. Dentist sees Monty and wife out at a resturant. Dentist goes up to Monty's wife and kisses her on cheek and says hello. Monty tells dentist you don't know my wife like that and next day has dentist send all dental records to a new dentist. Wife apologizes to dentist. All different situations all end result is Monty is an a-hole.

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