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re: Superman nerds: Does Lois Lane ever get preggo with a Super baby?
Posted on 6/17/14 at 2:15 pm to CGSC Lobotomy
Posted on 6/17/14 at 2:15 pm to CGSC Lobotomy
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so Kryptonian sperm may be weaker as well.
It's not the sperm that would kill her. It's the force in which the sperm is shot into her that would kill her.
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Posted on 6/17/14 at 2:18 pm to Bamatab
Do his sneezes knock people off their feet?
Posted on 6/17/14 at 2:18 pm to Bamatab
It's impossible. Lois could never have Superman's baby. Do you think her fallopian tubes could handle his sperm? I guarantee he blows a load like a shotgun right through her back. What about her womb? Do you think it's strong enough to carry his child? He's an alien, for Christ's sake. His Kryptonian biological makeup is enhanced by earth's yellow sun. If Lois gets a tan, the kid could kick right through her stomach. Only someone like Wonder Woman has a strong enough uterus to carry his kid. The only way he could bang regular chicks is with a Kryptonite condom. But, that would kill him.
Posted on 6/17/14 at 6:37 pm to Bamatab
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It's not the sperm that would kill her. It's the force in which the sperm is shot into her that would kill her.
And that's the excuse she uses to not give him a BJ.
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