re: Why do roofers never pickup the nails they leave behind?

Meh, it just doesn't do anything for me.

When I was a teen/young man, I used to fap all the time to my playboys and porn and whatnot. Then I hit college and was getting laid all the time, and then afterwards not only was I getting laid, but I was also having all of my desires and fantasîes fulfilled: threesomes, anal, 2 girls while I watch, toys, bondage, etc. So now, there's no way I can just go back to fapping, because the mental stimulation just isnt there. See?