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New law enforcement robots!
Posted on 6/7/14 at 8:24 pm
Posted on 6/7/14 at 8:24 pm
Can wield the excessive force of 5 cops!
Yes, The Onion
It's
in a tragic sorta truthful way.
quote:
“In many ways, these robots’ actions are indistinguishable from those of our brave men and women in uniform,” McClintock added. According to its designers, the AP-12 is outfitted with numerous features that make it ideal for abruptly resorting to extreme measures, including a highly sensitive motion detector that perceives most gestures as an act of resistance necessitating physical force. Additionally, the robots possess a powerful hydraulic grasping system, enabling them to repeatedly slam subjects of any size and weight against fences, dumpsters, and car hoods with previously unattainable levels of aggression.
Yes, The Onion
It's
in a tragic sorta truthful way.
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Posted on 6/7/14 at 8:27 pm to cwill
quote:
that perceives most gestures as an act of resistance necessitating physical force.
that's a good line.Posted on 6/7/14 at 8:34 pm to cwill
Cops staaaaaaacked, dogs fuuuuuuucked
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