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re: What are your daily rituals?
Posted on 5/5/14 at 8:43 pm to Come2Conquer
Posted on 5/5/14 at 8:43 pm to Come2Conquer
-Coffee enema following breakfast, lunch, and dinner.
-Brush all 57 My Little Pony manes.
-Scrap smelly goop from under toenails with old tweezers that don't align correctly and cannot pluck hair.
-Shave my genitals (leaving the muff as Playboy Bunny ears).
-Tuck my undershirt into my underwear.
-Drive to work in the left lane.
-Masterbate with either plunger handle in my arse or plastic fishing worms in my urethra or both.
-Brush all 57 My Little Pony manes.
-Scrap smelly goop from under toenails with old tweezers that don't align correctly and cannot pluck hair.
-Shave my genitals (leaving the muff as Playboy Bunny ears).
-Tuck my undershirt into my underwear.
-Drive to work in the left lane.
-Masterbate with either plunger handle in my arse or plastic fishing worms in my urethra or both.
This post was edited on 5/5/14 at 8:45 pm
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Posted on 5/5/14 at 9:52 pm to Upperaltiger06
Wake up on first alarm at 4:40.
Mouthwash while I urinate
Wash hands and brush teeth
Shower
Iron clothes
Fix hair
Make myself and wife coffee
Take dog out
Bring coffee to wife in bed
Get dressed
Leave for work while listening to am radio
I don't think wife gives a 2 shits about the coffee. I think it's sweet.
Mouthwash while I urinate
Wash hands and brush teeth
Shower
Iron clothes
Fix hair
Make myself and wife coffee
Take dog out
Bring coffee to wife in bed
Get dressed
Leave for work while listening to am radio
I don't think wife gives a 2 shits about the coffee. I think it's sweet.
Posted on 5/5/14 at 9:57 pm to Upperaltiger06
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