re: Wife suing condo complex because a swan killed her husband

My best friend's dad has a pond in front of his house we used to swim in that had a vicious swan named "Ceasar." We would play this game where two of us would distract him on one side of the pier while another would jump into to the water from the other side and swim to a floating tire that was anchored ab 20 feet away, touch it then try to swim back to the pier before Cesar attacked. One day our buddy dale only made it about halfway back before Cesar cut him off. He tried swimming underwater but couldn't get low enough and this damn bird was just letting him have it. We were in tears laughing when Dale popped out of the water, grabbed Cesar by the neck, and started yelling " I GOTTA KILL IT" I GOTTA KILL IT!!!" I've never laughed harder in my life. The damn thing finally stopped attacking and swam away but Dale had bite and scratch marks all over the top of his head and forehead. Funniest thing I've ever seen in my life. Cesar finally met his match in an alligator ab 3 years later but his legend lives on.