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re: What does Zebra taste like????

Posted on 4/11/14 at 12:49 pm to
Posted by 4X4DEMON
NWLA
Member since Dec 2007
11957 posts
Posted on 4/11/14 at 12:49 pm to
These days people are perplexed about upon which meat to dine
With mad cow and hoof & mouth affecting cows and sheep and swine
A hungry man starts to look around for a way to supersize
And his thoughts turn to Mr. Ed with ketchup and fries

Now I'm fixin' a dinner from a horse with no name
Some blackened Black Beauty and a Flicka filet
That Man o'War wellington my mom used to make
And her Secretariat salisbury steak

It used to be that when a horse's riding days were through
They'd ship him to the factory and turn him into glue
A hungry man starts to look around with knife and fork and bib
For a dinner that is guaranteed to stick to his ribs

Now I'm fixin' a dinner from a horse with no name
Some blackened Black Beauty and a Flicka filet
That Man o'War wellington my mom used to make
And her Secretariat salisbury steak

Well a cowboy he needs a horse, needs a horse
For a main course, a main course, a main course
Seabiscuits and gravy can do a nice job
Hi-yo Silver stir-fry and Mr. Ed kababs

Now I'm fixin' a dinner from a horse with no name
Some blackened Black Beauty and a Flicka filet
That Man o'War wellington my mom used to make
And her Secretariat salisbury steak

Posted by choupiquesushi
yaton rouge
Member since Jun 2006
30831 posts
Posted on 4/11/14 at 9:27 pm to
4x4 demon...pure gold
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