re: Black Panther Sighting

Black panther = Bigfoot
One of the best facts for their non existence is lack of road kill. There is more supposed black panther sightings than black bears in louisiana, but every year numerous bears get smoked while crossing a road. There has never been one documented black panther to get killed by a vehicle in the United States yet they're seen by dumb asses every year. There's an estimated population of 160 Florida panthers in a small portion of Florida and every year numerous Florida panthers get killed on roads that aren't even travelled that much. If you've seen a black panther, do yourself a favor and realize that you are genetically inferior to the average person. This includes your grandpappy or uncle that "had one stalk him, molest him or whatever shite story that's usually associated with black panther sightings. I do appreciate hearing the black panther stories from hunting club members, because that makes it easy to pinpoint the numb nuts you don't want to hunt anywhere near.