Only Obama Cares!

Liberalism is truly a mental disease.

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Obama Cares! (Healthcare Song)

Lyrics:
I've got 2 grandmas -- whom I lovingly idolize
How will Obama decide which one to euthanize?
That's not a thing -- we wont be putting grandma down
We're proud to say we haven't killed one grandma since we've been around!

Can I bring my gun in the hospital -- in case something goes down?
No, sir, you can't -- but then how the hell am I supposed to stand my ground?!
My hero Freddie never enrolled, and he turned out fine!
Yeah maybe up until somewhere around 1989

Healthcare!
There's so many opinions
Healthcare!
They're usually wrong
That's why we're here to answer all your questions
In the form of a song

Be-Cos your BMI's 60, your artery tears
Your leg is restless and your asthma flares
And Obama's the only one who cares!

If I'm not pregnant, do I still have to get an abortion?
Whoever told you that, is guilty of distortion
I think my 6 year old's too young for birth control
Ma'am, no one wants that, now please why wont you just enroll?

They'll put a barcode in our arm said a Congressman on tv
Will that set off the metal detector at airport security?
No, bar codes aren't involved -- whoever said that's full of shite
And frankly, I'm concerned by how ok you seem to be with it.

Healthcare!
There's so many opinions
Healthcare!
They're usually wrong
That's why we're here, to answer all your questions
In the form of a song

Be-Cos your BMI's 60, your artery tears
Your leg is restless and your asthma flares
And Obama's the only one who cares!

I prefer the Affordable Care Act or the "ACA"
Ma'am that's Obamacare -- no it's not -- fine, ok!
I plan on getting shot -- a lot -- promise I wont die?
That's not a promise I can make - and may I ask, why?

So will Obama be my personal physician?
I'm sure he'd love to, but he's not qualified for that position
Will he at least wash his hands before performing surgery?
Obama's not your doctor...I mean, are you not hearing me?

Healthcare!
There's so many opinions
Healthcare!
They're usually wrong
That's why we're here to answer all your questions
In the form of a song

Be-Cos your BMI's 60, your artery tears
Your leg is restless and your asthma flares
And Obama's the only one who cares!
Obama cares, Obama cares get it? Obama cares!

Written by: Bob Ferrera and Taylor Ferrera