re: EBR "Burglary Patrol" to start randomly inspecting vehicles

I leave my shite unlocked because nobody would be stupid enough to steal anything.

In reality this sounds so retarded. My buddy got his truck stolen from highland and staring at George's a few weeks ago. Cameras couldn't make out a face. He drove around for two weeks and found it off highland just south of gardere. Called the cops. They did nothing. He drove it home from there.