re: She finally farted around me

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Flagellation is not an acceptable attribute in an a woman. End of discussion.

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Well, unless you're into S&M, bondage, that sort of thing.

Flagellation - the act of methodically beating the human body with special implements such as whips, lashes, rods, switches, the cat o' nine tails, the sjambok, etc. Typically, flogging is imposed on an unwilling subject as a punishment; however, it can also be submitted to willingly, or performed on oneself, in religious or sadomasochistic contexts.

I suspect you meant flatulation.