re: Great first sentence in song lyrics

"Wake up tired and I wake up pissed
Wonder how I ended up like this"

"Something bout that wrinkle in your forehead
tells me there's a fit bout to get thrown"

"We made Oklahoma a little after three
Randy, his brother Bob and my old GMC"

"Sherry was a waitress at the only joint in town.
She had a reputation as a girl who'd been around."

"Cant tell if I drink because she bitches, or if she bitches because I drink."