re: "Air FLOTUS"

Andrew Jackson used to throw wild keggers at the White House and all kinds of valuables were destroyed by the thousands of random roughnecks he brought in. Many people seemed to love that about Andrew Jackson, that he was relatable, a common man of the people. But now the first lady dunks on a toy basketball goal and gives a camera a funny look and *GASP* HOW DARE SHE?! Might the amount of melanin she has in her skin be what you're really up in arms about?