re: Man claims to have shot and killed Bigfoot in Texas; presser scheduled

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Bigfoot Tour Sponsorship / Investment This is your opportunity to become a part of History. The Bigfoot body (known as “Hank”) will tour across the USA in 2014. We expect worldwide media interest, plus local interest on a state and city basis. As a result, your business has an opportunity to be seen, worldwide, nation wide, state wide & city wide. We have many types of opportunities available from signage of our Motor home, through to T shirts ( will be seen on December 2013 worldwide press conference), banners and of course merchandise through licensing is also available. Get in BEFORE December to get the best deal. Once the body is released to the main stream media, we expect a flood of inquiries. So to get the best deal for business (or product) please contact us now for a proposal. Please send an email from your business address so we can verify it to be authentic.

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I can see the handwriting on the wall. Right before the BIG TOUR begins, the body will mysteriously disappear - and so will this guy with all the sponsorship money.