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re: The 20 Types of Depressed Sports Fans
Posted on 5/21/13 at 4:37 pm to Matisyeezy
Posted on 5/21/13 at 4:37 pm to Matisyeezy
Non-Reaction/Catatonic Fan is usually what I am. It definitely describes the way I was when I got home from the last two Alabama games and the losses to the Bears, Seahawks, and 49ers in the playoffs the past few years.
This post was edited on 5/21/13 at 4:42 pm
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Posted on 5/21/13 at 5:10 pm to apfour21
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18. The Non-Reaction Fan
This fan barely acknowledges what’s just happened. In fact, you have to study him carefully to find any reaction at all. He might slump slightly, or offer a subtle head shake. There’s a slim chance that he might mumble something indecipherable under his breath.
But that’s it. Whatever chaos is unfolding around him, he won’t acknowledge it. If you didn’t know any better, you’d almost think he was at peace with what he'd just seen. There’s a sense of serenity to him, like a still pond on a windless morning.
Make no mistake: No fan is hurting worse than this one.
This is me.
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The Condescending Non-Fan
These people are the worst by far.
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They may even try to liven the mood with jokes.
Expect him to say things like “Well, at least it was really close” and “It was still a fun game to watch, right?”.
Is it wrong to want to hit a girl when they do this?
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