The mailman followed me all the way home from work yesterday. I passed him while he was delivering mail at my work and he was already at my house when I got home (he aged 15 years but I am sure it was the same guy). He walked aggressively up to me and reached into his bag. I shot and killed him before he could hit me with his fist.

Silly, right? I hope nobody ever follows you home after a restaurant because your wife left her purse there. Same fricking thing.

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Posted by TigerDeacon

West Monroe, LA

Member since Sep 2003

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Posted on 3/26/13 at 4:19 pm to Ice Cream Sammich

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The mailman followed me all the way home from work yesterday. I passed him while he was delivering mail at my work and he was already at my house when I got home (he aged 15 years but I am sure it was the same guy). He walked aggressively up to me and reached into his bag. I shot and killed him before he could hit me with his fist.

Silly, right? I hope nobody ever follows you home after a restaurant because your wife left her purse there. Same fricking thing.

Don't be assinine. That's not the situation at all.

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Posted by StinkDog12

TW, TX

Member since Nov 2006

4753 posts

Posted on 3/26/13 at 4:22 pm to Ice Cream Sammich

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I hope nobody ever follows you home after a restaurant because your wife left her purse there. Same fricking thing.

I know that you are just trolling to stretch this on...but seriously. If some dude is kind enough to pick up my wife's purse...and then is kind enough to follow me home for 20 miles....and then is just so unkind enough to approach me like a crazed monkey while cursing at me and calling me a mother fricker...like this guy did.....yeh, he would be a dead arse "purse returner" and I would have to face the consequences.

This post was edited on 3/26/13 at 4:24 pm

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