re: Tavon Austin at 15

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Don't go there Cajun. It's just best you fall in line. Here's what I've learned:

-Morgan made a dynamic play that made it on Sportscenter. That's all we need on the outside. Not a priority position to address despite no deep threat behind him.

-Lance Moore is garbage. He only moves chains, knows what Brees is thinking, and only has reliable hands. But he can't score in one play.

-Sproles is an explosive playmaker, but we should let some of his touches to go to another explosive playmaker so they can score the same amount of points on a TD. That's a prioirty!

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What we've learned from you:

Cordarrelle Patterson and his 3.4 RPG, 41.8 YPG, and 1 TOTAL TD in 5 games against top 25 opponents (Florida, Georgia, Alabama, South Carolina and Vanderbilt) is the second coming of Randy Moss. And if Luck and RG3 were in this draft there'd be a three-way battle for the top spot with the dominant freak that is Cordarrelle Patterson.

It's easy being facetious.