re: who's coaching Real Madrid next year? - calling dandy lion

Yeah, I was rear ended going into Madrid to sell the latest strip of RO, amongst other things, to Spain´s biggest retailer, and the cop who came to the scene saw a sample on the deck of the back end of my car, and offered to heliport me in to the major trauma hospital there, because he thought I was a player for Real Oviedo.

Twas simpático.