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Oh Tobias... You blowhard!
Posted on 12/29/12 at 12:46 pm
Posted on 12/29/12 at 12:46 pm
I'm afraid I prematurely shot my wad on what was supposed to be a dry run if you will, so I'm afraid I have something of a mess on my hands.
Posted on 12/29/12 at 1:08 pm to OMLandshark
I'm afraid that I just blue myself.
Posted on 12/29/12 at 1:18 pm to OMLandshark
"Oh and i know youre the big Marriage expert...Oh wait youre wife is dead."
Posted on 12/29/12 at 1:20 pm to OMLandshark
Well that's just taken out of context
Posted on 12/29/12 at 1:21 pm to TotesMcGotes
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I'm afraid that I just blue myself.
When I saw the thread title was gonna post this
I love in the first episode of season 2 Michael is yelling at the family. Right before he says oh Michael help me my husband is Tobias blows the rape horn
Posted on 12/29/12 at 1:22 pm to Tiger1242
A gem from Barry:
"Youre not one of those men hookers dressed up like a women are you?"
"No baby im the real thing"
*Drives off*
"Youre not one of those men hookers dressed up like a women are you?"
"No baby im the real thing"
*Drives off*
Posted on 12/29/12 at 1:24 pm to wildtigercat93
"even if it means me taking a chubby, I will suck it up"
Posted on 12/29/12 at 1:24 pm to OMLandshark
This thread again........
Thank god
Thank god
Posted on 12/29/12 at 1:26 pm to Byron Bojangles III
" Ill prove to her that im not just a man....but a man's man"
"I can just taste those leading male parts i my mouth"
"I can just taste those leading male parts i my mouth"
This post was edited on 12/29/12 at 1:29 pm
Posted on 12/29/12 at 1:29 pm to OMLandshark
To my wonderful partner Lindsay, without him I'd be lost
Posted on 12/29/12 at 1:31 pm to Tiger1242
"You need to decide whether you want a man or a boy...I know how id answer"
Im just smashing through youtube clips. frick i love this show
Im just smashing through youtube clips. frick i love this show
Posted on 12/29/12 at 1:37 pm to wildtigercat93
I can't wait for this show to come back.
I've been watching on Netflix recently just keep them on loop
I've been watching on Netflix recently just keep them on loop
Posted on 12/29/12 at 1:38 pm to Byron Bojangles III
If we doing this we doing it right sons.
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"Well, yes, but I'm afraid I prematurely shot my wad on what was supposed to be a dry run, if you will, so now I’m afraid I have something of a mess on my hands."
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I can already taste those meaty leading man parts.
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I just can't seem to get one in the can...
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I will pack your mouth with your sweet, pink mouth with so much ice cream, you'll be the envy of every Jerry and Jane on the block.
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"Are you looking to buy, or are you just curious?"
Tobias: "well i guess you could say i am Bi-curious"
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I see you wasted no time filling my "seat hole"
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Excuse me, do these effectively hide my thunder?
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Tobias: Perhaps I should call the hot cops and tell them to come up with a more nautical theme. Hot sailors. Better yet... Hot sea... Michael: I like hot sailors. Tobias: Mmm... me too.
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Ah yes, the Bob Loblaw Law Blog. You, sir, are a mouthful.
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Tobias: No, no. It's pronounced a-nal-ra-pist. Buster: It wasn't really the pronunciation that bothered me.
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Tobias 'Mrs. Featherbottem': O-kay, who'd like a banger in the mouth?
Tobias 'Mrs.Featherbottom': Right, I forgot, here in the States, you call it a *sausage* in the mouth.
Michael: We just call it a sausage
Tobias 'Mrs.Featherbottom': I keep forgetting I'm in the colonies.
Tobias 'Mrs. Featherbottom': "Take your fun fun!"
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Well, Michael, you really are quite the Cupid, aren't you? I tell you, you can zing your arrow into my buttocks any time.
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Tobias: As you may or may not know, Lindsay and I have hit a bit of a rough patch. Michael: Really? When did that start? Tobias: Well, I don't want to blame it all on 9/11, but it certainly didn't help.
This post was edited on 12/29/12 at 1:40 pm
Posted on 12/29/12 at 1:58 pm to OMLandshark
How about the theory that Tobias is actually an albino Black man?
It was apparently a storyline that the writers started on but had to ditch when the seasons were shortened.
It was apparently a storyline that the writers started on but had to ditch when the seasons were shortened.
Posted on 12/29/12 at 2:01 pm to FairhopeTider
"She's always going after guys like me"
Posted on 12/29/12 at 2:03 pm to Byron Bojangles III
You count-ry music loving lady!
Posted on 12/29/12 at 2:10 pm to The Seaward
The seaward
Michael: Get rid of the seaward
Lucille: ill leave when I'm ready
I know this was Tobias thread but his username made me laugh
Michael: Get rid of the seaward
Lucille: ill leave when I'm ready
I know this was Tobias thread but his username made me laugh
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