re: PS3 BLOPS 2: Is DLC Here Yet

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Gather round the fire boys, grandpa has a story to tell

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Alright so they did it in the operating room of that place across from Mall of Louisiana. I got prepped and shaved and shite. Got into my little gown and they wheeled me in and they introduced everybody and they got to Cheryl. "This is Cheryl and she'll be your nurse". I said "Hey Cheryl, good to see you again. Been a while". It was my buddy's girlfriend from college. The doctor said, "oh, well this is interesting" and I said "It's fine doc, Cheryl's already seen this thing anyway. Then I went night night. Got to thinking about how cold those operating rooms are and I bet it looked less than impressive.


Next story is I was healing well and my 4 year old daughter punched me square in the nuts as I was getting out of the shower with a towel wrapped around me. My wife did a scoop and move and hid in the kitchen while I cried for 30 minutes in the hallway. Worst pain ever.