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re: UNITED STATES OF AWESOME versus Dirty Diving B*tches - ESPN2 6PM CST

Posted on 10/16/12 at 11:47 am to
Posted by thenry712
Zasullia, Ukraine
Member since Nov 2008
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Posted on 10/16/12 at 11:47 am to
Win or draw there's no way we could finish second in the group. A draw simply puts us joint top with Guatemala based on all conceivable tiebreakers.

That being said I'd much rather a Barcelona-esque performance and a dominating win.


And if the most despicable player on the planet happens to rupture his spleen, testes and irreparably break both his legs, I'd be pleased.


ETA: Sir Ian Darke is reporting that Guatemala will use a five man midfield sans Marco Pappa.
This post was edited on 10/16/12 at 11:49 am
Posted by cwil177
Baton Rouge
Member since Jun 2011
28941 posts
Posted on 10/16/12 at 12:52 pm to
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15-1 Yanks. Highlight of the game is after Bradley sees Howard dozing off in goal since the ball has been in the Guatemalan half the entire game, he fires a rocket in Timmay's direction to wake him up. Howard senses the ball approaching and hits a diving header at the top of his own 18 into the Guat upper 90 to make it 12-0. Guat's only goal comes as GAM gets tired of scoring in their goal so he fires a bicycle kick the length of the field into our own goal as Howard is at the concession stand getting nachos.

In the 77th minute Jermaine Jones, from the bench, gives Carlos Ruiz a mean look at shatters Ruiz's right leg. Deuce then farts on him



And no, Glass, sadly I won't be there. But I have special plans for this game.

Those plans involve munching on a post-game victory meal of Brothers chicken.
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