re: smells like $h!t to me .......

Yep. Never shoulda happened either. I had Monday off for Columbus Day. So I spent all day sleeping off my post-LSU loss booze-filled casino bender that ran well into Sunday morning. I wasn't planning on going back to that God-forsaken Den of inequity for at least a week or more. But then 5 o'clock rolled around. Wife comes home from work, sees me still on couch and starts the bitching. After about 10 minutes, I got up, grabbed wallet, and.......well, you already know the rest of the story