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Posted on 10/13/12 at 12:21 am to
Posted by blueslover
deeper than deep south
Member since Sep 2007
22792 posts
Posted on 10/13/12 at 12:21 am to
HOODOO MAN OUT

first, this makes me laugh so hard methinks post of the day

then read
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I got fricked up the other night. Went to casino. Went to the can and somehow managed to shite down both pant legs. Undeterred, and with limited options, I walked my smelly arse back to the table, sat down and continued gambling. Eventually Security got me at the ATM, accused me of soiling myself, and asked me to leave. I have since decided to stop drinking. First trip to therapist on Wednesday.


and laughed even harder
it's so perfectly fricked up in the same meandering way as the OP
Posted by The Goat
Right here, Chief
Member since Nov 2006
2830 posts
Posted on 10/13/12 at 12:35 am to
Yep. Never shoulda happened either. I had Monday off for Columbus Day. So I spent all day sleeping off my post-LSU loss booze-filled casino bender that ran well into Sunday morning. I wasn't planning on going back to that God-forsaken Den of inequity for at least a week or more. But then 5 o'clock rolled around. Wife comes home from work, sees me still on couch and starts the bitching. After about 10 minutes, I got up, grabbed wallet, and.......well, you already know the rest of the story
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