re: Story about my Experience today

My experience today was great other than my one run in with the fat ogar looking woman marshall who works the lower area down the first base line. I stood up between innings to pull my phone out of my pocket to check it and she comes running over to tell me that I need to sit down so I didn't block the view of someone. The people sitting around me all kind of laughed after she walked away.

I wanted to say something smart arse, but I figure that since her tits sag down to her stomach and then she has two areas of fat rolls below that area, she probably isn't a very happy person, so I let it slide.