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Posted on 3/12/12 at 11:48 am to
Posted by Spurticus
Columbia, SC
Member since Apr 2011
2997 posts
Posted on 3/12/12 at 11:48 am to
quote:

There is a crab joke here somewhere


Waiter approaches a table where a well dressed
gentleman is sitting and asks " Are you Ready
To Order Sir" ? ... Guy goes "Do You Serve Crabs
here" ? ... Waiter replies, "Yes we do" ..Man
says "Fine, I'll have the Veal, and my crab
will have the Broiled Flounder" !
Posted by InVolNerable
Member since Jan 2012
10206 posts
Posted on 3/12/12 at 2:21 pm to
One night a guy had $10 extra, so he decided to buy a hooker. When he was done he fell asleep, so she took the money and left. The next morning, he woke up with crabs. He went looking for the hooker, and when he found her started yelling at her. She responded,"Well what did you expect for $10, lobster?"
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