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re: Do you say anything when you see Gumps these days?

Posted on 12/18/11 at 5:27 pm to
Posted by kjacksonp
Mobile, AL
Member since Dec 2006
1067 posts
Posted on 12/18/11 at 5:27 pm to
Posted this on FB; a few of my Bama friends laughed. All of my LSU and Auburn friends did (old joke, but worth repeating):

A guy went to Tuscaloosa and picked up one of those new Mercedes. He was testing it out in the parking lot, turned on the radio and nothing happened. Furious, he demanded to see the plant manager, and told her "When i buy a $50,000 car i expect the *@ radio to work." The plant manager explained to him that the radio had been programed to his voice and all he had to do was tell the radio what he wanted to hear. Pretty neat stuff. He got back into the car and said "Country music", and old Willie started singing. "Rock and Roll", he exclaimed, and immediately Elvis started crooning. "Easy listening", he remarked, and all at once it sounded like he was in an elevator. He was relaxed, driving up I-59 to Birmingham, and listening to smooth sounds. Then a pickup truck with two good ole boys almost ran him off the road. "Stupid rednecks!" he screamed. The radio immediately blurted out, "TOUCHdooooooooown AllaBAAAAAAAmaaa!!!!"
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