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Bama Jokes....what you got?
Posted on 11/29/11 at 1:08 pm
Posted on 11/29/11 at 1:08 pm
Post them here. I hate Gumps....PERIOD.
This one is meh....
Why should the Tide change their name to the opossums?
Cause they play dead at home and get killed on the road. :rimshot:
This one is meh....
Why should the Tide change their name to the opossums?
Cause they play dead at home and get killed on the road. :rimshot:
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Posted on 11/29/11 at 1:09 pm to Sarge
quote:
Sarge
Posted on 11/29/11 at 1:10 pm to LSUTiger205
quote:
LSUTiger205
I hate you.
Posted on 11/29/11 at 1:11 pm to Sarge
at least you have a cool avy
Posted on 11/29/11 at 1:12 pm to Sarge
Bama.....nuff said
Posted on 11/29/11 at 1:12 pm to Sarge
Well you're going to hate me too cause that was pitiful
Posted on 11/29/11 at 1:12 pm to Sarge
quote:
Sarge
If you knew that joke sucked why say it, or even worse, why start a thread with a shite arse joke like that??
Posted on 11/29/11 at 1:13 pm to Sarge
What does LSU and the moon have in common?
They both control the Tide!
They both control the Tide!
Posted on 11/29/11 at 1:14 pm to 3HourTour
quote:
Well you're going to hate me too cause that was pitiful
Nah, I dont hate you. Someone who read it will crack a smile. Problem is, here on the Rant, everyone goes with the flow of the posters and has no balls to admit it funny. Hell, even 205 laughed. I know this.
Posted on 11/29/11 at 1:14 pm to Sarge
What do a maggot and an Alabama fan have in common? They can both live off of a dead bear for 20 years.
What did the bama graduate say to the lsu graduate? "Welcome to McDonald's. Can I take your order please?"
What did the bama graduate say to the lsu graduate? "Welcome to McDonald's. Can I take your order please?"
Posted on 11/29/11 at 1:14 pm to tkr1407
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tkr1407
LSU Fan
Member since Aug 2011
205 posts
You opinion doesnt matter.
Posted on 11/29/11 at 1:14 pm to Sarge
I'll help you out Sarge.
Alabama fans are still made that Forest Gump didn't win the Heisman. :rimshot:
Alabama fans are still made that Forest Gump didn't win the Heisman. :rimshot:
Posted on 11/29/11 at 1:15 pm to tetu
quote:
tetu
Nice.
Now if the Debbie Downers would stay the eff.....
Posted on 11/29/11 at 1:16 pm to BruslyTiger
quote:
BruslyTiger
Thanks for using my sig.
Posted on 11/29/11 at 1:17 pm to Sarge
What do you call an Alabama fan with two brain cells?
Pregnant
Pregnant
Posted on 11/29/11 at 1:17 pm to guedeaux
quote:
guedeaux
Posted on 11/29/11 at 1:18 pm to Sarge
What does LSU and the moon have in common?
They both control the Tide
:rimshot:
They both control the Tide
:rimshot:
Posted on 11/29/11 at 1:18 pm to Sarge
How many Bama students does it take to change a light bulb?
A- Five, one to change it, three to reminisce about how The Bear would have done it, and one to throw the old bulb at an NCAA investigator.
A- Five, one to change it, three to reminisce about how The Bear would have done it, and one to throw the old bulb at an NCAA investigator.
Posted on 11/29/11 at 1:20 pm to cajuntiger07
quote:Thanks for making it. I had to take out the annimation cause it was too big. /hi-jack
Thanks for using my sig.
Q: Why don't Bama fans drink kool-aid?
A: They can't figure out how to get 2 quarts of water into the little packs.
Posted on 11/29/11 at 1:22 pm to bayoubengal11
General Schwarzkopf was walking through the desert during the Gulf War when he found a lamp on the ground. He picked it up, rubbed, and out came a genie.
The genie said to the General, "I will grant you one wish."
The General replied, "I wish that we will win this war. Here is a map of the desert and all the war parties. Please make us win the war."
The genie responded, "I'm not that powerful of a genie. I cannot grant you that wish."
"Well," the General responds, "then can you have Alabama win a bowl game this year?"
The genie thinks for a moment, then says, "Let me see that map again."
The genie said to the General, "I will grant you one wish."
The General replied, "I wish that we will win this war. Here is a map of the desert and all the war parties. Please make us win the war."
The genie responded, "I'm not that powerful of a genie. I cannot grant you that wish."
"Well," the General responds, "then can you have Alabama win a bowl game this year?"
The genie thinks for a moment, then says, "Let me see that map again."
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