Need a little Joe Dirte help

Ive been lurking for a while, and love this site but just recently started posting. I dont know a lot of the things to do with quoting people and stuff like that. I was seeing if someone could do a pic from joe dirt when they strike oil and hes screaming "im new, im new, i dont know what to do." It would at least make my ignorance a tad funny and maybe a little more tolerable...maybe

TIA