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Paul Gallagher's Spectacular Twitter Debut

Posted on 7/26/11 at 9:16 am
Posted by Leauxgan
Brooklyn
Member since Nov 2005
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Posted on 7/26/11 at 9:16 am
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The importance of making a good first impression on Twitter is debatable, especially if you're a professional footballer with supporters willing to follow you no matter how inane your abbreviated ramblings are. Regardless, Leicester City striker Paul Gallagher decided to immediately fulfill his promise of "banter!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" with a second tweet worthy of all those exclamation points. Said Gallagher:

Off to bed to smash @HayleyGa11agher back doors in ,,

It's important to note that @HayleyGa11agher is his wife, whose initial reaction ("Omg!!") was followed by regret over getting him on Twitter in the first place ("Good lord what have I done introducing him to this!"). The best part, however, is that Gallagher's mother-in-law, who is also on Twitter, apparently found his comment hilarious.

So with first impressions mastered, Gallagher's next challenge will be figuring out that punctuation business.


Best photo I can find of the missus thus far:


Posted by Vicks Kennel Club
29-24 #BlewDat
Member since Dec 2010
31136 posts
Posted on 7/26/11 at 9:23 am to
He is like Owlvis with his double commas,,
Posted by UASports23
Basketball School
Member since Nov 2009
24821 posts
Posted on 7/26/11 at 9:24 am to
Go to her twitter.

HayleyGa11agher


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Is still mortified from @Gally_7 tweets



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Good lord what have I done introducing him to this!


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@cath_clarkson cos she knows he's a joker but how embarrassing!! People actually believe it to be true :-(
3 hours ago


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Never take @Gally_7 serious!!!
Posted by Sheep
Neither here nor there
Member since Jun 2007
19690 posts
Posted on 7/26/11 at 9:25 am to
I may not smash that back door in nightly, but I'd be damned if I wasn't at least knocking at it.
Posted by Leauxgan
Brooklyn
Member since Nov 2005
17324 posts
Posted on 7/26/11 at 9:36 am to
or dressed in all black, wearing a hoodie peering through a pair of binoculars behind the neighbor's garbage haul from across the street
Posted by StTiger
Baton Rouge
Member since Nov 2008
2986 posts
Posted on 7/26/11 at 9:47 am to
I must say....that was a pretty sweet second tweet
Posted by Sheep
Neither here nor there
Member since Jun 2007
19690 posts
Posted on 7/26/11 at 9:56 am to
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or dressed in all black, wearing a hoodie peering through a pair of binoculars behind the neighbor's garbage haul from across the street


You say that like it's a bad thing.
Posted by TulaneLSU
Member since Aug 2003
Member since Dec 2007
13428 posts
Posted on 7/26/11 at 3:28 pm to
I tweeted his wife and she has sent the entire fanbase of whatever team Gally plays for on me. I also tried to set hendo up with her, but she hasn't responded to that request yet. Just look at her twitter page:



Posted by Leauxgan
Brooklyn
Member since Nov 2005
17324 posts
Posted on 7/26/11 at 3:37 pm to
you're a terrible christian
Posted by LeBronchitis
Baton Rouge
Member since Jul 2011
106 posts
Posted on 7/26/11 at 3:39 pm to
This is absurd..but fantastic
Posted by TulaneLSU
Member since Aug 2003
Member since Dec 2007
13428 posts
Posted on 7/26/11 at 3:46 pm to
Gally is a Sodomite! I'm getting death threats from all his fans right now.
Posted by cwil177
Baton Rouge
Member since Jun 2011
28975 posts
Posted on 7/26/11 at 3:52 pm to
You might be the worst Christian I've ever seen.
Posted by TulaneLSU
Member since Aug 2003
Member since Dec 2007
13428 posts
Posted on 7/26/11 at 3:59 pm to
Some people say being an all American troll is a blessing, but you've shown it to be a curse. If only I could use my power of getting under peoples' skin for the good....
Posted by Leauxgan
Brooklyn
Member since Nov 2005
17324 posts
Posted on 7/26/11 at 4:05 pm to
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all American troll


given the person you're trolling, I think that it qualifies you as an all English 2nd division real housewives of leicster city barnacle.
Posted by hendersonshands
Univ. of Louisiana Ragin Cajuns
Member since Oct 2007
160187 posts
Posted on 7/26/11 at 4:06 pm to
Posted by TulaneLSU
Member since Aug 2003
Member since Dec 2007
13428 posts
Posted on 7/26/11 at 4:11 pm to
Everyone knows I troll whomever I want whenever I want. I could troll Obama and he would respond to me...if I wanted. As for Hayley, even though I haven't tweeted in an hour, she's still talking about me with all her followers.

Posted by Leauxgan
Brooklyn
Member since Nov 2005
17324 posts
Posted on 7/26/11 at 4:13 pm to
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troll Obama and he would respond to me


proveit
Posted by TulaneLSU
Member since Aug 2003
Member since Dec 2007
13428 posts
Posted on 7/26/11 at 4:14 pm to
Dont test me. You know what is written in the Scriptures, don't you?
Posted by Leauxgan
Brooklyn
Member since Nov 2005
17324 posts
Posted on 7/26/11 at 4:15 pm to
a really long fantasy novel?
Posted by TN Bhoy
San Antonio, TX
Member since Apr 2010
60589 posts
Posted on 7/26/11 at 4:16 pm to
I see a Dave Henson song in their future.
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