re: WWL reporting "Miles wants to stay."

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A source close to the LSU program and a friend of Miles has told me the mad hatter is not looking to leave Baton Rouge. But he would like to see a commitment from the administration that he's not going to be fired after an eight win season.

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HEY LES:

CAN YOU GIVE YOU A GUARANTEE THAT YOU'RE NEVER GOING TO:

1. F-UP THE CLOCK AND BLAME IT ON A PLAYER

2. HAVE OFFENSES FINISH 90TH OR WORSE THREE YEARS IN A ROW AND

3. GET RID OF CROWTON


Don't get confused by the fact that Michigan flew their plane down here (we don't even know that they offered). You've done some good things. But the reason yoou were going to be fired after eight wins if because you did some bat-shite crazy things and the whole world knows it.