"you might be a bammer fan if..."

your wife has bruises

You purchase Tide detergent because you actually believe this, in some way, benefits the University.

try ten times to make a you tube video

You have a kid named Saban.

you screw a goat and you tell everbody thet "she was the prettiest one in the corral"

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"you might be a bammer fan if..."

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...you have buggers under your fingernails

You armor-all the tires on the double wide when your buddies come over to watch the game.

Sell out a spring game

you have never actually been to Tuscaloosa, nor can you point to it on a map.

If you thought the University of Alabama was in Birmingham since the "bahr" coached most of his big games there. When told the university is actually in Tuscaloosa, said Gump gets a blank stare followed by a "where is that?"