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Takers (2010) - Potentially the worst acted movie in history

Posted on 7/29/10 at 10:39 pm
Posted by Maximus
Member since Feb 2004
81419 posts
Posted on 7/29/10 at 10:39 pm
Dan MUllen wanted me to start this thread, i could feel it in the air.

Its about some bank robbers or something cool like that and it features some dynamite stud actors.

Paul Walker
T.I.
Chris Brown
Black dude from Flash Forward
Hayden Christensen
Mexican kid from Friday Night Lights movie and that movie with Kirsten Dunst where she's a whore

The only saving graces are:

Idris Elba
Matt Dillon

And the black chick from all the geeky movies is in it, I guess she's the new Gabrielle Union.
Posted by TortiousTiger
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2007
12668 posts
Posted on 7/29/10 at 11:26 pm to
yes, this will suck.
This post was edited on 7/29/10 at 11:28 pm
Posted by Maximus
Member since Feb 2004
81419 posts
Posted on 7/29/10 at 11:28 pm to
there are 2+ black people on earth

the black guy from the office is idris elba or whatever from the wire. He's a beast.

The other guy is the light skinned CIA agent or whatever that took over the flash forward investigation and hated mark benford.
Posted by swamie
Where opportunity meets hard work
Member since Jan 2007
27253 posts
Posted on 7/29/10 at 11:36 pm to
I hope this thread gets more looks than mine did. People need to understand the level of suck this will be

LINK
Posted by BilJ
Member since Sep 2003
162044 posts
Posted on 7/29/10 at 11:42 pm to
me and jake had identical posts on this within the jersey shore thread
Posted by Maximus
Member since Feb 2004
81419 posts
Posted on 7/29/10 at 11:44 pm to
damn swam, you musta seen that shite in the theaters.
Posted by swamie
Where opportunity meets hard work
Member since Jan 2007
27253 posts
Posted on 7/29/10 at 11:49 pm to
It was on Comedy Central or MTV and I had to rewind the trailer to make sure they really cast that many god awful actors in one movie.

This post was edited on 7/29/10 at 11:51 pm
Posted by SlowFlowPro
With populists, expect populism
Member since Jan 2004
465806 posts
Posted on 7/29/10 at 11:49 pm to
seriously paul walker was bad enough

the rappers will be rappers

but hayden? seriously?
Posted by BilJ
Member since Sep 2003
162044 posts
Posted on 7/29/10 at 11:54 pm to
its like they went out of their way and said "let's see how many horrible actors we can pile in and get people to come out of sheer curiosity"
Posted by Maximus
Member since Feb 2004
81419 posts
Posted on 7/29/10 at 11:59 pm to
Stringer Bell gonna pull it all together
Posted by SlowFlowPro
With populists, expect populism
Member since Jan 2004
465806 posts
Posted on 7/30/10 at 12:09 am to
no way this is a movie aimed at wizzikos

they prolly had $4M left to spend on white actors and the only ones who would split that were walker/annakin
Posted by Maximus
Member since Feb 2004
81419 posts
Posted on 7/30/10 at 12:25 am to
no way it isnt?
Posted by SELUBoi
Member since May 2010
2001 posts
Posted on 7/30/10 at 12:30 am to
I had no idea it was even out
Posted by RedElephants
Pittsburgh Steelers Fan
Member since Feb 2009
8126 posts
Posted on 7/30/10 at 7:56 am to
quote:

The only saving graces are:

Matt Dillon


Matt Dillon is fricking garbage. I agree, the movie will blow, but saying Matt Dillon is a saving grace in a movie, TV sitcom, or a fricking play at the local high school is laughable.
Posted by SlowFlowPro
With populists, expect populism
Member since Jan 2004
465806 posts
Posted on 7/30/10 at 8:05 am to
that was supposed to be

no way

this movie is aimed at wizzikos
Posted by PiscesTiger
Concrete, WA
Member since Feb 2004
53696 posts
Posted on 7/30/10 at 8:26 am to
Idris Elba needs to be patient and wait for better roles. He has this gem and that movie about the white girl stalking him.
Posted by SlowFlowPro
With populists, expect populism
Member since Jan 2004
465806 posts
Posted on 7/30/10 at 8:30 am to
i don't see how he's failed to cut into "random african guy" roles of Djimon Hounsou
This post was edited on 7/30/10 at 8:31 am
Posted by WelcomeToDeathValley
1st & 1st
Member since Aug 2006
16947 posts
Posted on 7/30/10 at 10:48 am to
Jersey Shore cast will be there on opening night, you can bet snookers karate lessons on that
Posted by Johnny Utah9
Santa Barbara
Member since Jun 2009
2096 posts
Posted on 7/30/10 at 11:07 am to
dear god...anything with paul walker in it just sucks
Posted by Maximus
Member since Feb 2004
81419 posts
Posted on 7/30/10 at 11:50 am to
you speak when spoken to, bitch
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