re: A&M About to be Officaly Invited Saturday 6/12/10 @ 3:00 PM

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Thanks for being our bitch, now don't let the door hit you in the arse on the way out

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If we all go our separate ways, I'll miss Nebraska fans. Some of the most passionate and fun fans in the nation to share a tailgate with. I may even slightly miss Okies doing their Boomer Sooner marco-polo thing on Northgate.

I'll even miss laughing at the Tceh fans. Baylor...never had much of an opinion either way.

But as for you Whorns and your massive army of belligerent, stoned-out T-Shirt fans...I hope every last one of you cum-drunk ****s gets AIDS and dies. Not Magic Johnson AIDS that can be treated and managed thanks to a generous donation by Red McCombs, but Eazy E-boom-you're-dead full-blown AIDS.

Yours is the only fanbase in the conference, save for Tceh's, that shows no interest in mutual respect or common values among opposing fans.

I don't remember any of this pride when your fans were leaving Memorial Stadium halfway through the 3rd Quarter in 1994 (which was unfortunate because you missed a really entertaining dance by Ray Mickens on the 50 yardline of your precious field).

We broke three of your head coaches like shotguns before your lawyers and investigators finally convinced the NCAA to make the world fair for you again. Like a possessive wife, you finally caught us cheating, but refused to let us go.

Yet you have somehow managed to avoid any serious NCAA problems in the period since while DeLoss Dodds has turned your athletic department into a thinly-veiled for-profit professional sports and entertainment corporation.

You've wrecked 2 conferences in a row with your greed and arrogance. Hell, most of us Aggies were prepared to go West with you until DeLoss Corleone started issuing ultimatums and spreading very obvious lies through Chip Brown and other TU handpuppets in the media.

Well guess what? It's just not working out. It's not us, it's you. We've considered parting before, but stayed together for the kids. I think it's time to finally make the divorce final. And you can keep the fricking kids. Have fun babysitting Tceh while we go get some strange.

Texas was the rich man's daughter; we stayed with you because we needed the money and, quite frankly, got a little lazy. But we finally got a better offer, just in time for a full-blown midlife crisis and I think it's gonna be fun even if we wreck a couple cars along the way.

For as long as I've followed football, I've had to listen to Whorn fans tell me, without being prompted, that yall don't consider us "real" rivals. OK, we get it. I hope you NEVER have to tell us that again.

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Thanks for being our bitch, now don't let the door hit you in the arse on the way out!

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and thank you for being the SEC's bitch and will continue for years to come