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BP - parody....

Posted on 6/5/10 at 11:14 am
Posted by ddbnsb
Raised in New Orleans
Member since Dec 2005
3430 posts
Posted on 6/5/10 at 11:14 am
may be Germans....

Big Oilmance

Lyrics:

Oil Oillll.......
Your caught in big Oilmance
Oiiiiillll
Caught in a big oilmance

BP...lie lie ieesss
Yah so what, some birds die
Laugh Laugh to the bank
HA HA, an oil rig sank.

Lala we can't hear
We got fingers in our ears
Close our eyes, dissappear
This is an oilmance

We want your money
You make us so rich
Get on your knees
Cause you are our bitch
We are BP....
Oil Oil Oil Oil......
We are BP......

We drilled and drilled
And nobody cared.
Until we spilled
Now you are all scared.
Its not that bad
OIl Oil Oil
maybe a tad

You know that we own you..
You have no choice..
You need my oil. Bad. Bad.

We take your money
Then kill all your plants
Fish and Birds, all an oily mess
No more spring break
no more fishing trips
Your plans are spoiled by our small dicks.

Oil Oillll
Caught in a big oilmance.
Oiiiiillll
Caught in a big oilmance.
We tried to stop it
We told a few lies
There is no ending
So don't be surprised
The gulf is oil...
oil. oil. oil.
Engulfed in oil.

Boycott my stations
Tweet all your friends
Ill make a billion
Before this song ends
We are BP
Sneaky Sneaky ky ky

You know that we own you..
You have no choice..
(cause we own this bitch, baby!)
You need my oil Bad. Bad.

Dust off your bikes,
your old ten-speed
bike to work and you will see.
You'll sweat your arse off
and look like a dork.
And quickly, come back to me.

Oil Oillll
Caught in a Big Oilmance.
Oiiiiillll
Caught in a Big Oilmance.

Oil Oil Spew like crazy
Spill that oil all over baby
Oil Oil Spew like crazy
Spill that oil all over baby
Oil Oil Spew like crazy
Spill that oil all over baby
Oil Oil Spew like crazy
Spill that oil all over baby

We've tried a lot
We are trying real hard.
Give us your hair
And we'll clean it right up.

Built a big box
That did nothing at all
Our arms are tired
Stuffin tires and balls

Why can't we be friends.
Why can't we be friends.
We have an oilmance - A BP Oilmance

Build some turbines,
and Harness the Sun
this disaster cannot be undone.
I'll kill the planet
before you kill me
This is not the last you've seen of me.

Oil Oillll
Caught in a big oilmance
Oiiiiillll
Caught in a big oilmance

BP...lie lie ieesss
Yah so what, some birds die
Laugh Laugh to the bank
HA HA, an oil rig sank.

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11 people lost their lives during the tragic events on April 20th aboard the Deepwater Horizon oil rig.

RIP

Jason Anderson
Aaron Dale Burkeen
Donald Clark
Stephen Curtis
Roy Wyatt Kemp
Karl Kleppinger
Gordon Jones (M-I SWACO)
Blair Manuel (M-I SWACO)
Dewey Revette
Shane Roshto
Adam Weise
Posted by BamaBill
Coon's Head
Member since Oct 2008
108 posts
Posted on 6/5/10 at 11:55 am to
That's terrible.

This is a much better tribute ot those who lost their lives.

BP Blues
Posted by Mudminnow
Houston, TX
Member since Aug 2004
34200 posts
Posted on 6/5/10 at 3:00 pm to
LINK

Probably too close to the truth
Posted by baytiger
Boston
Member since Dec 2007
46978 posts
Posted on 6/5/10 at 3:08 pm to
that's genius, Mud
Posted by ddbnsb
Raised in New Orleans
Member since Dec 2005
3430 posts
Posted on 6/5/10 at 3:24 pm to
quote:

Probably too close to the truth


Sadly you may be right.... that was funny.
This post was edited on 6/5/10 at 3:26 pm
Posted by BamaBill
Coon's Head
Member since Oct 2008
108 posts
Posted on 6/5/10 at 3:37 pm to
Now that's some good parody
Posted by just me
Front of the Class: Schooling You
Member since Mar 2006
34489 posts
Posted on 6/5/10 at 9:00 pm to


I can't stop laughing.
Posted by baytiger
Boston
Member since Dec 2007
46978 posts
Posted on 6/5/10 at 11:38 pm to
Posted by just me
Front of the Class: Schooling You
Member since Mar 2006
34489 posts
Posted on 6/6/10 at 12:04 pm to
Nice.
Posted by Mudminnow
Houston, TX
Member since Aug 2004
34200 posts
Posted on 6/7/10 at 2:39 pm to
Massive Flow Of bullshite Continues To Gush From BP Headquarters

Onion
Posted by baytiger
Boston
Member since Dec 2007
46978 posts
Posted on 6/7/10 at 2:42 pm to
I think that's the closest thing to serious journalism I've ever seen from The Onion.
Posted by Mudminnow
Houston, TX
Member since Aug 2004
34200 posts
Posted on 6/7/10 at 2:51 pm to
Bay do you have new current info? A current was suppose to form flowing towards panama city as a result of the week long southwesterly winds.
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