- My Forums
- Tiger Rant
- LSU Recruiting
- SEC Rant
- Saints Talk
- Pelicans Talk
- More Sports Board
- Coaching Changes
- Fantasy Sports
- Golf Board
- Soccer Board
- O-T Lounge
- Tech Board
- Home/Garden Board
- Outdoor Board
- Health/Fitness Board
- Movie/TV Board
- Book Board
- Music Board
- Political Talk
- Money Talk
- Fark Board
- Gaming Board
- Travel Board
- Food/Drink Board
- Ticket Exchange
- TD Help Board
Customize My Forums- View All Forums
- Show Left Links
- Topic Sort Options
- Trending Topics
- Recent Topics
- Active Topics
Started By
Message

BP - parody....
Posted on 6/5/10 at 11:14 am
Posted on 6/5/10 at 11:14 am
may be Germans....
Big Oilmance
Lyrics:
Oil Oillll.......
Your caught in big Oilmance
Oiiiiillll
Caught in a big oilmance
BP...lie lie ieesss
Yah so what, some birds die
Laugh Laugh to the bank
HA HA, an oil rig sank.
Lala we can't hear
We got fingers in our ears
Close our eyes, dissappear
This is an oilmance
We want your money
You make us so rich
Get on your knees
Cause you are our bitch
We are BP....
Oil Oil Oil Oil......
We are BP......
We drilled and drilled
And nobody cared.
Until we spilled
Now you are all scared.
Its not that bad
OIl Oil Oil
maybe a tad
You know that we own you..
You have no choice..
You need my oil. Bad. Bad.
We take your money
Then kill all your plants
Fish and Birds, all an oily mess
No more spring break
no more fishing trips
Your plans are spoiled by our small dicks.
Oil Oillll
Caught in a big oilmance.
Oiiiiillll
Caught in a big oilmance.
We tried to stop it
We told a few lies
There is no ending
So don't be surprised
The gulf is oil...
oil. oil. oil.
Engulfed in oil.
Boycott my stations
Tweet all your friends
Ill make a billion
Before this song ends
We are BP
Sneaky Sneaky ky ky
You know that we own you..
You have no choice..
(cause we own this bitch, baby!)
You need my oil Bad. Bad.
Dust off your bikes,
your old ten-speed
bike to work and you will see.
You'll sweat your arse off
and look like a dork.
And quickly, come back to me.
Oil Oillll
Caught in a Big Oilmance.
Oiiiiillll
Caught in a Big Oilmance.
Oil Oil Spew like crazy
Spill that oil all over baby
Oil Oil Spew like crazy
Spill that oil all over baby
Oil Oil Spew like crazy
Spill that oil all over baby
Oil Oil Spew like crazy
Spill that oil all over baby
We've tried a lot
We are trying real hard.
Give us your hair
And we'll clean it right up.
Built a big box
That did nothing at all
Our arms are tired
Stuffin tires and balls
Why can't we be friends.
Why can't we be friends.
We have an oilmance - A BP Oilmance
Build some turbines,
and Harness the Sun
this disaster cannot be undone.
I'll kill the planet
before you kill me
This is not the last you've seen of me.
Oil Oillll
Caught in a big oilmance
Oiiiiillll
Caught in a big oilmance
BP...lie lie ieesss
Yah so what, some birds die
Laugh Laugh to the bank
HA HA, an oil rig sank.
----------------------
11 people lost their lives during the tragic events on April 20th aboard the Deepwater Horizon oil rig.
RIP
Jason Anderson
Aaron Dale Burkeen
Donald Clark
Stephen Curtis
Roy Wyatt Kemp
Karl Kleppinger
Gordon Jones (M-I SWACO)
Blair Manuel (M-I SWACO)
Dewey Revette
Shane Roshto
Adam Weise
Big Oilmance
Lyrics:
Oil Oillll.......
Your caught in big Oilmance
Oiiiiillll
Caught in a big oilmance
BP...lie lie ieesss
Yah so what, some birds die
Laugh Laugh to the bank
HA HA, an oil rig sank.
Lala we can't hear
We got fingers in our ears
Close our eyes, dissappear
This is an oilmance
We want your money
You make us so rich
Get on your knees
Cause you are our bitch
We are BP....
Oil Oil Oil Oil......
We are BP......
We drilled and drilled
And nobody cared.
Until we spilled
Now you are all scared.
Its not that bad
OIl Oil Oil
maybe a tad
You know that we own you..
You have no choice..
You need my oil. Bad. Bad.
We take your money
Then kill all your plants
Fish and Birds, all an oily mess
No more spring break
no more fishing trips
Your plans are spoiled by our small dicks.
Oil Oillll
Caught in a big oilmance.
Oiiiiillll
Caught in a big oilmance.
We tried to stop it
We told a few lies
There is no ending
So don't be surprised
The gulf is oil...
oil. oil. oil.
Engulfed in oil.
Boycott my stations
Tweet all your friends
Ill make a billion
Before this song ends
We are BP
Sneaky Sneaky ky ky
You know that we own you..
You have no choice..
(cause we own this bitch, baby!)
You need my oil Bad. Bad.
Dust off your bikes,
your old ten-speed
bike to work and you will see.
You'll sweat your arse off
and look like a dork.
And quickly, come back to me.
Oil Oillll
Caught in a Big Oilmance.
Oiiiiillll
Caught in a Big Oilmance.
Oil Oil Spew like crazy
Spill that oil all over baby
Oil Oil Spew like crazy
Spill that oil all over baby
Oil Oil Spew like crazy
Spill that oil all over baby
Oil Oil Spew like crazy
Spill that oil all over baby
We've tried a lot
We are trying real hard.
Give us your hair
And we'll clean it right up.
Built a big box
That did nothing at all
Our arms are tired
Stuffin tires and balls
Why can't we be friends.
Why can't we be friends.
We have an oilmance - A BP Oilmance
Build some turbines,
and Harness the Sun
this disaster cannot be undone.
I'll kill the planet
before you kill me
This is not the last you've seen of me.
Oil Oillll
Caught in a big oilmance
Oiiiiillll
Caught in a big oilmance
BP...lie lie ieesss
Yah so what, some birds die
Laugh Laugh to the bank
HA HA, an oil rig sank.
----------------------
11 people lost their lives during the tragic events on April 20th aboard the Deepwater Horizon oil rig.
RIP
Jason Anderson
Aaron Dale Burkeen
Donald Clark
Stephen Curtis
Roy Wyatt Kemp
Karl Kleppinger
Gordon Jones (M-I SWACO)
Blair Manuel (M-I SWACO)
Dewey Revette
Shane Roshto
Adam Weise
Posted on 6/5/10 at 11:55 am to ddbnsb
Posted on 6/5/10 at 3:00 pm to BamaBill
Posted on 6/5/10 at 3:24 pm to baytiger
quote:
Probably too close to the truth
Sadly you may be right.... that was funny.
This post was edited on 6/5/10 at 3:26 pm
Posted on 6/5/10 at 3:37 pm to Mudminnow
Now that's some good parody
Posted on 6/7/10 at 2:39 pm to just me
Posted on 6/7/10 at 2:42 pm to Mudminnow
I think that's the closest thing to serious journalism I've ever seen from The Onion.
Posted on 6/7/10 at 2:51 pm to baytiger
Bay do you have new current info? A current was suppose to form flowing towards panama city as a result of the week long southwesterly winds.
Popular
Back to top

1






