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Earth To Tiger Fans
Posted on 11/9/09 at 8:57 pm
Posted on 11/9/09 at 8:57 pm
We here on planet Earth are calling out to the fans of the LSU Tigers, who apparently have left our beautiful blue world and were last seen Saturday night approaching Uranus -- and with a trajectory straight out into the void of darkness.
We here on planet Earth also still have pretty decent memories -- and are saddened that so many of you partook of the absynthe or the purple and gold kool-aid. Those few survivors and retainers of some semblance of intellect, rhyme, or reason that are left here will almost unilaterally agree that not one single legitimate non-star-crossed fan thought we would do much better than 10-2 -- maybe 9-3. So we lost to to the top 2 teams to the country. What did you expect at season's sunrise? We have a ridiculously young quarterback that is getting better each game. Compare Fla and 'Bama games. We have a defense that at first did not believe in its new coordinator, but is starting to catch on. We have a boatload of talent across the board, although yes it's true there have been disappointments. So what? If we beat Ole Miss and the Piggies -- it's back to the Outback or Cap-One against probably Ohio State, which will be the most anticipated bowl game of the season outside of the BCSNCG.
So the referees in the SEC have been ordered to do whatever it takes for 'Bama and Fla to get to the SECCG? Earth to Tiger fans -- it wasn't our year. It never was going to be our year.
Good grief -- the recruiting is solid. The coaching is solid. The fan base is paranoid. Next year, Jordan Jefferson makes a run at the Heisman. Stephen Ridley runs for 1,400 yards. Fla loses everybody. 'Bama loses Cody and Ryans, and we get them here. We are fricking LOADED!!!
You're getting faint because you're traveling ever more into the dim recesses of the universe. Let this be the last thing you hear from humanity --
SHUT THE frick UP!!!
We here on planet Earth also still have pretty decent memories -- and are saddened that so many of you partook of the absynthe or the purple and gold kool-aid. Those few survivors and retainers of some semblance of intellect, rhyme, or reason that are left here will almost unilaterally agree that not one single legitimate non-star-crossed fan thought we would do much better than 10-2 -- maybe 9-3. So we lost to to the top 2 teams to the country. What did you expect at season's sunrise? We have a ridiculously young quarterback that is getting better each game. Compare Fla and 'Bama games. We have a defense that at first did not believe in its new coordinator, but is starting to catch on. We have a boatload of talent across the board, although yes it's true there have been disappointments. So what? If we beat Ole Miss and the Piggies -- it's back to the Outback or Cap-One against probably Ohio State, which will be the most anticipated bowl game of the season outside of the BCSNCG.
So the referees in the SEC have been ordered to do whatever it takes for 'Bama and Fla to get to the SECCG? Earth to Tiger fans -- it wasn't our year. It never was going to be our year.
Good grief -- the recruiting is solid. The coaching is solid. The fan base is paranoid. Next year, Jordan Jefferson makes a run at the Heisman. Stephen Ridley runs for 1,400 yards. Fla loses everybody. 'Bama loses Cody and Ryans, and we get them here. We are fricking LOADED!!!
You're getting faint because you're traveling ever more into the dim recesses of the universe. Let this be the last thing you hear from humanity --
SHUT THE frick UP!!!
Posted on 11/9/09 at 9:00 pm to CU-onda-BIU
yea i didnt read all that, but geaux frick urself
Posted on 11/9/09 at 9:01 pm to CU-onda-BIU
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Bama loses Cody and Ryans, and we get them here. We are fricking LOADED!!!
first of all, demeco ryans plays for the texans
second, go take a look at the seniors we lose this season
lsu will not be better next year than this year, imo of course
Posted on 11/9/09 at 9:02 pm to CU-onda-BIU
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So the referees in the SEC have been ordered to do whatever it takes for 'Bama and Fla to get to the SECCG? Earth to Tiger fans -- it wasn't our year. It never was going to be our year.
Good grief -- the recruiting is solid. The coaching is solid. The fan base is paranoid. Next year, Jordan Jefferson makes a run at the Heisman. Stephen Ridley runs for 1,400 yards. Fla loses everybody. 'Bama loses Cody and Ryans, and we get them here. We are fricking LOADED!!!
Since it is predestined by the SEC with the officiating crew, what difference does it matter who comes to LSU to play. We could be loaded with 5 star players, 3 deep at each position, and if it is predestined by the SEC offices, we will not win. So stop telling people how great the recruiting will be while telling us that games are played out in advance by the SEC office.
Posted on 11/9/09 at 9:02 pm to Ron Mexico
LSU Fans are just as delusional as Bama fans now... outside of the team colors you can not tell them apart
Posted on 11/9/09 at 9:02 pm to CU-onda-BIU
I like your overall message but disagree with the following:
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We have a defense that at first did not believe in its new coordinator
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Cap-One against probably Ohio State, which will be the most anticipated bowl game of the season outside of the BCSNCG.
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Next year, Jordan Jefferson makes a run at the Heisman.
Posted on 11/9/09 at 9:03 pm to Ron Mexico
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lsu will not be better next year than this year, imo of course
I have expected next year to be a drop off year and to improve in 2011 back to around 8-4.
Posted on 11/9/09 at 9:05 pm to los angeles tiger
2011 is the year for LSU, that should be next year they are a serious threat for a national title
Posted on 11/9/09 at 9:06 pm to JawjaTigah
If it wasn't the refs, it would be something else. LSU is supposed to win every game and when we don't, it's because our 2nd string QB is better than the starter, we're playing the wrong RB, the head coach won't let the off coord. open up the playbook, we're not as disciplined as the rantards' team was when they played in HS, the crowd left early, the band played bad songs, piped in music, wrong uniforms, it was daytime etc. etc. etc.
Posted on 11/9/09 at 9:07 pm to CU-onda-BIU
Next year, Jordan Jefferson makes a run at the Heisman
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Man you are freaking delusional

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Man you are freaking delusional
Posted on 11/9/09 at 9:07 pm to CU-onda-BIU
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CU-onda-BIU
Earth to cu-onda-biu, we have way to much talent down here to be losing on average 3 games a year or if you want to get techical at least 2, so right back at cha
Posted on 11/9/09 at 9:08 pm to Neaux Geaux LSU
quote:This! It's a disease. I think most of them are still drunk from Saturday night.
LSU Fans are just as delusional as Bama fans now... outside of the team colors you can not tell them apart
Posted on 11/9/09 at 9:09 pm to CU-onda-BIU
Eat a fat dick, bitchboy,
Posted on 11/9/09 at 9:10 pm to CU-onda-BIU
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Earth To Tiger Fans
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Next year, Jordan Jefferson makes a run at the Heisman. Stephen Ridley runs for 1,400 yards.
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SHUT THE frick UP!!!
Irony.
This post was edited on 11/9/09 at 9:11 pm
Posted on 11/9/09 at 9:10 pm to CU-onda-BIU
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We have a ridiculously young quarterback that is getting better each game.
He's not that young.
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We have a defense that at first did not believe in its new coordinator, but is starting to catch on.
We gave up 450+ yards and 2 passing TDs to one of the worst offenses in the country, who hadn't scored a passing TD in 15 quarters of play.
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If we beat Ole Miss and the Piggies -- it's back to the Outback or Cap-One against probably Ohio State
That's what we said last year at this time.
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which will be the most anticipated bowl game of the season outside of the BCSNCG.
ROTFLMAO
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So the referees in the SEC have been ordered to do whatever it takes for 'Bama and Fla to get to the SECCG?
I find that to be a problem. If you don't, then perhaps it is you that needs to return to your mother planet. Not us.
Posted on 11/9/09 at 9:11 pm to Neaux Geaux LSU
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2011 is the year for LSU, that should be next year they are a serious threat for a national title
Nope. Games at Bama and Tennessee plus Florida at home which will better than their 2010 squad (which I expect them to lose 2 next year.)
BTW, that year I think it will be Auburn will win the West.
This post was edited on 11/9/09 at 9:14 pm
Posted on 11/9/09 at 9:13 pm to los angeles tiger
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Nope. Games at Bama and Tennessee plus Florida at home which will better than their 2010 squad (which I expect them to lose 2 next year.)
By 2011 LSU will have a senior laden team, many of the young players who LSU anticipates will step up should. Remember 2007 was at Bama, with South Carolina and VT on schedule and Florida was there also.
Posted on 11/9/09 at 9:15 pm to Neaux Geaux LSU
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By 2011 LSU will have a senior laden team
So will Florida and Bama. Bama has a lot of great players coming up as well as Bama. I think the fix is in for those two schools for quite a while and a bone will be thrown to Tennessee and Auburn.
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