Best Tulane Jokes

"Best Tulane Jokes "

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Two Greenies are going to Tiger Stadium for the LSU/Tulane game. Traffic is so bad, they decide to ride a camel to the game. When they get there, they see alot of other Tulane fans rode their camel to the game too. So they tie their camel up to the fence around Bernie Moore and go in. When they leave the game, they go outside and find that every other Tulane fan has tied their camel to the same fence. One of them look at the other and says, "how the hell are we gonna find our camel" His buddy says, "No problem." Goes over to the first camel, lifts its tail and says, "no that's not ours", goes to the second ifts its tail and says, "no that's not ours", and so on. After the 4th time, his buddy says, "What the Hell are you doing?" He says looking for our camel. And the buddy says "how are you gonna find it like that"? And the Greenie says: "Our camel is special. Don't you remember when we stopped at that red light in Gonzales and that cop pulled up behind us and said "HEY, LOOK AT THOSE TWO ASSHOLES ON THAT CAMEL!'