As we Await the Kiffin Decision

Regardless of what happens tomorrow, LSU will be fine (unless Drinkwitz is the #2), so let’s get some sleep and break that refresh button tomorrow! Kiffin is either going to be a Tiger or remain Tiger bait!


O Lord of Late Nights and Locked Threads,
Keeper of Flight Trackers, Insider Tips,
And the Sacred Scrolls of “Per Sources,”
Hear the cries of your weary posters.

Tomorrow, we rise on pins and needles,
Refreshing the board like pilgrims at dawn,
Awaiting the word of Lane Monte Kiffin —
He who teases, he who trolls,
He who watches the world burn
before sending a single tweet.

Grant us strength as rumors swirl.
Steady our thumbs as we smash F5.
Protect us from melt, from doom posts,
From the one guy who claims
his “buddy in Oxford” knows the truth.

May Lane see the light of Baton Rouge,
The glow of Tiger Stadium at night,
And feel the pull of purple and gold
stronger than any counter Ole Miss can muster.
May he choose our bayou over their grove,
Our fireworks over their chandeliers,
Our crawfish over their… whatever they eat over there.

But Lord, if he stays in Oxford —
If he spurns our hopes and tests our patience —
Let our spirits not be shaken.
For LSU endures.
Talent rises.
And the Coaching Changes Board
shall live to melt another day.

Give us hope, humor, and unity
as we walk the long road to kickoff.
Grant us belief in the future,
faith in the process,
and peace in knowing
that no matter what Lane decides,
the Tigers will be just fine.

Geaux Tigers!