Only a band of idiots could screw up LSU football.

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Let me put it plainly for LSU: You hired him, you fired him, and now you pay his failure money. That’s how this works.

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“LSU is cooked,” attorney Tom Mars wrote on social media, adding “LSU’s stupidity” does not constitute grounds to stiff Kelly on his buyout.

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“The spirit of the team needed a change, and so that change was made,” Landry said Oct. 29. “… Right now, we got a $53 million liability.” That’s straight from the circus ringleader’s mouth.

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