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Tana Patrick's blog on Lane Kiffin

Posted on 2/9/09 at 6:53 am
Posted by Stump
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Posted on 2/9/09 at 6:53 am
Tana Patrick comments on visit to Knoxville last weekend

"Yeah...I had a great time on my official visit to Tennessee. The Coaches Kiffin and Coach Oregeron chartered a bus and took us all to Gatlinburg and through the Smokies.

One of the highlights of the trip was when we stopped in Cherokee, NC and Coach Monte Kiffin insisted that we all try some saltwater taffy. That stuff is really gooey and hard to chew, and Coach Monte Kiffin ended up having to remove his dentures and pick it out with a toothpick. That was hilarious.

After that, we rode around Cade's Cove and watched all the deer. We actually saw a bear and it reminded me that I should probably text the guys at Alabama and let them know what I was doing.

Later in the day we went to Gatlinburg and played Hillbilly Golf. That was a tons of fun because I got a hole in one by knocking the ball into the open end of a huge moonshine jug. When I hit the hole in one, Coach Oregeron ran over and gave me a goomba then put me in a headlock. The worst part of it was that he had his shirt off and was sweating. But Oregeron is alright...he's just a little intense and would scream at anyone who was playing slower in front of us.

For dinner we went up to Ober Gatlinburg. We had fried chicken in a huge room overlooking the ski slopes, and after dinner we went tubing. The tubing was hard because we'd be going along pretty fast and hit a patch of dirt then everyone would go flying. Of course Coach Oregeron also did that without his shirt on, so he was covered with mud by the end of the night. On the way back down, Coach Lane Kiffin was rocking the sky bucket trying to scare us. When we finally got on the ground his dad got onto him pretty good for horse playing.

On the bus back to Knoxville, Coach Lane Kiffin was in the back with some of use guys and he threw a pecan log roll he'd bought at Stuckey's out the window at a car as we drove past. Coach Monte Kiffin saw him do it, and made Lane sit up in the front seat behind the driver for the rest of the trip. He was pretty upset about being punished by his dad in front of us recruits, but he shouldn't have thrown his pecan log roll at that car.

Overall I would give my visit an 8. It might have gotten a 9, but we only got a snow globe and a UT ashtray for gifts.

Right now I would say that UT is my 3rd choice, but they're moving up."

Posted by Froman
Baton Rouge
Member since Jun 2007
38740 posts
Posted on 2/9/09 at 6:55 am to
WTF???? Is this dude like 13 years old?
This post was edited on 2/9/09 at 6:56 am
Posted by ApexTiger
cary nc
Member since Oct 2003
56331 posts
Posted on 2/9/09 at 6:57 am to
This has to be made up
Posted by DaStain
Baton Rouge
Member since Dec 2007
2140 posts
Posted on 2/9/09 at 6:58 am to
you may be the most gullible person ever
Posted by T-BRO
Cleveland, TX
Member since Sep 2003
1644 posts
Posted on 2/9/09 at 6:58 am to
Posted by beezerboy76
new york city
Member since Jan 2008
331 posts
Posted on 2/9/09 at 6:58 am to
WTF???? Is this dude like 13 years old?

Are you?
Posted by JEAUXBLEAUX
Bayonne, NJ
Member since May 2006
55375 posts
Posted on 2/9/09 at 6:59 am to


If Kiffin bought the taffy than it's an NCAA violation, Like when LSU bought a McDonalds fish sandwich for a kid in the 70's.
This post was edited on 2/9/09 at 7:00 am
Posted by Pinchdatail
In the forests of the night
Member since Dec 2003
1205 posts
Posted on 2/9/09 at 6:59 am to
I'm sure that discipline will be a hallmark of the Kiffin era. Grandpa Kiffin putting his brat in time out should be interesting during games.
Posted by Stump
Member since Feb 2009
2 posts
Posted on 2/9/09 at 7:00 am to
No. I think Tana is 17 or 18. I found the post on another board and thought you guys might like it
Posted by TRUSTtheWIZZARD
Dreaux's Breauxseph
Member since Mar 2008
1036 posts
Posted on 2/9/09 at 7:00 am to
quote:

I found the post on another board and thought you guys might like it


Thanks Monte...we already knew your son was a 12 year old brat douche but thanks anyway
This post was edited on 2/9/09 at 7:04 am
Posted by TigerBandAlumnus82
Pensacola,FL
Member since Jul 2007
3104 posts
Posted on 2/9/09 at 7:13 am to
quote:

When I hit the hole in one, Coach Oregeron ran over and gave me a goomba then put me in a headlock. The worst part of it was that he had his shirt off and was sweating. But Oregeron is alright...he's just a little intense and would scream at anyone who was playing slower in front of us.


I can actually believe this part of the tale....
Posted by PinevilleTiger
Pineville, LA
Member since Sep 2005
6375 posts
Posted on 2/9/09 at 8:26 am to
quote:

Is this dude like 13 years old?
I think the poster was referring to Kiffin, not Tana.
Posted by PanhandleTigah
Florida Freedom Zone
Member since May 2008
9452 posts
Posted on 2/9/09 at 8:28 am to
Thanks...I thought it was funny...
Posted by drexyl
Mingovia
Member since Sep 2005
23352 posts
Posted on 2/9/09 at 8:38 am to
Posted by Camp Randall
The Shadow of the Valley of Death
Member since Nov 2005
17325 posts
Posted on 2/9/09 at 8:45 am to
I thought it was funny but 94% of the posters on here will think it's real.
Posted by Leauxgan
Brooklyn
Member since Nov 2005
17324 posts
Posted on 2/9/09 at 9:02 am to
quote:

I thought it was funny but 94% of the posters on here will think it's real.


I've simply forced myself to believe it's true to make life just a tad bit better.
Posted by Froman
Baton Rouge
Member since Jun 2007
38740 posts
Posted on 2/9/09 at 9:29 am to
No shite it's clearly fake, but WTF? Not funny, just juvenile in my opinion.
This post was edited on 2/9/09 at 9:38 am
Posted by Mouth
Member since Jan 2008
23049 posts
Posted on 2/9/09 at 9:59 am to
quote:

When I hit the hole in one, Coach Oregeron ran over and gave me a goomba then put me in a headlock


Posted by Peachtree Tiger
Member since Jan 2004
3232 posts
Posted on 2/9/09 at 10:02 am to
quote:

If Kiffin bought the taffy than it's an NCAA violation, Like when LSU bought a McDonalds fish sandwich for a kid in the 70's.


Duh!

You can actually feed the recruits on official visits.
Posted by watigerdz
Blaine, Wa
Member since Nov 2006
1108 posts
Posted on 2/9/09 at 10:33 am to
Did you notice the gifts a snow globe and Ashtray. I guess they think most must smoke or is that left overs that won't sell nowdays.
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