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If Trump said…..The Left would say….
Posted on 5/13/25 at 6:31 pm
Posted on 5/13/25 at 6:31 pm
If Trump said, “I am now pro choice.” The Left would be pro life.
If Trump said, “I am against capital punishment.” The Left would demand the death penalty for every single criminal.
If Trump said, “I will only nominate liberal judges to the Supreme Court in the future.” The Left would demand Conservative nominees be given a fair chance.
If Trump said, “I have a plan to cure cancer.” The Left would say having cancer is a personal choice and people should be allowed to die of the disease of their choice.
If Trump said, “I am broadening Affirmative Action hiring.”
The Left would say he’s racist thinking that blacks need help.
If Trump said, “I am taxing multimillionaires and billionaires billions of dollars to go toward the NAACP.” The Left would say he’s being racist. Not sure how to explain it but he’s just racist.
If Trump said, “I have instructed the FBI, the DOJ and all law enforcement agencies to crack down on skinhead organizations and the KKK and any and all White Supremacist organizations. The Left would say he’s a fascist.
If Trump said, “I am declaring a federal holiday that lasts an entire week celebrating and recognizing LGBTQ.” The Left would say he’s a homophobe for not making it a month.
If Trump said, “I am putting back every single program that DOGE cut and will increase their budget doubling it what it was before.” The Left would say he should resign for letting it happen in the first place.
If Trump said near the end of his term in 2028, “Inflation is gone, the stock market has double in its rise since 2025. Gasoline is under a dollar a gallon. The U.S. Bureau of Economic Analysis (BEA) has reported that the economy has never been better and has never flourished like now since the signing of the Declaration of Independence.”
The Left would say, Biden did all that.
If Trump said, “after years of hard work we have figured a way to eradicate homelessness and pull every citizen out of poverty.” The Left would say the homeless and the impoverished were part of an American institution and should be left alone.
If Trump said, “I am going to fire my entire cabinet and fire every head of every agency there is in the federal government and replace every single one of them with Marxists, and every woke inspired person available. Not one single Conservative will serve in my administration.”
The Left would say we don’t want you to do that because you are Orange Man and you are bad.
It the Supreme Court said we are removing Trump and replacing him with Hitler 2.0 that will make the original Hitler look like Mr. Rogers, the Left would say, “THANK GOD!!!”
If Trump said, “I am against capital punishment.” The Left would demand the death penalty for every single criminal.
If Trump said, “I will only nominate liberal judges to the Supreme Court in the future.” The Left would demand Conservative nominees be given a fair chance.
If Trump said, “I have a plan to cure cancer.” The Left would say having cancer is a personal choice and people should be allowed to die of the disease of their choice.
If Trump said, “I am broadening Affirmative Action hiring.”
The Left would say he’s racist thinking that blacks need help.
If Trump said, “I am taxing multimillionaires and billionaires billions of dollars to go toward the NAACP.” The Left would say he’s being racist. Not sure how to explain it but he’s just racist.
If Trump said, “I have instructed the FBI, the DOJ and all law enforcement agencies to crack down on skinhead organizations and the KKK and any and all White Supremacist organizations. The Left would say he’s a fascist.
If Trump said, “I am declaring a federal holiday that lasts an entire week celebrating and recognizing LGBTQ.” The Left would say he’s a homophobe for not making it a month.
If Trump said, “I am putting back every single program that DOGE cut and will increase their budget doubling it what it was before.” The Left would say he should resign for letting it happen in the first place.
If Trump said near the end of his term in 2028, “Inflation is gone, the stock market has double in its rise since 2025. Gasoline is under a dollar a gallon. The U.S. Bureau of Economic Analysis (BEA) has reported that the economy has never been better and has never flourished like now since the signing of the Declaration of Independence.”
The Left would say, Biden did all that.
If Trump said, “after years of hard work we have figured a way to eradicate homelessness and pull every citizen out of poverty.” The Left would say the homeless and the impoverished were part of an American institution and should be left alone.
If Trump said, “I am going to fire my entire cabinet and fire every head of every agency there is in the federal government and replace every single one of them with Marxists, and every woke inspired person available. Not one single Conservative will serve in my administration.”
The Left would say we don’t want you to do that because you are Orange Man and you are bad.
It the Supreme Court said we are removing Trump and replacing him with Hitler 2.0 that will make the original Hitler look like Mr. Rogers, the Left would say, “THANK GOD!!!”
Posted on 5/13/25 at 6:44 pm to Geekboy
If Trump said Global warming is real... the left wud say... Theres no solid evidence
Posted on 5/13/25 at 6:50 pm to 3D
If Trump said the sky is blue the left would say Trump claims the sky is blue at midnight.
Posted on 5/13/25 at 6:52 pm to 3D
If Trump said PizzaGate was total bullshite, and to think the Clintons had anyone killed is total bullshite and that the Biden laptop was total bullshite and never existed, the Left would DEMAND a full scale comprehensive investigation proving he was wrong to make those assumptions.
Posted on 5/13/25 at 6:54 pm to Adajax
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If Trump said the sky is blue
Or they would say it could appear green to others.
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