re: Just got a bidet

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leaving a turd in the bidet before he realized I was joking.

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While a good joke and well played a real bidet does indeed present an opportunity to have fecal matter from a previous user sprayed on your backside...like hotel comforters they are only as clean as the hotel makes them and even in the finest hotels the cleaning staff consists of low wage employees who may or may not have your health on the top of their list of priorities....