re: List all bones you've broken in your lifetime and how it happened.

Femur - had a wreck, riding solo on a mountain bike in WNC and laid there for 14 hours waiting on help. One of the worst days of my life and I wouldn't want my worst enemy to go through the pain.

Collarbone - got double pumped out of the back of a golf cart during a music festival. Had the wife bring me a sling out on Fri and raged the weekend.