re: What's your most desperate hookup story?

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ok feel like we need more info on this one

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A couple of my friends went to the concert on New Year's Eve and around 11:00 this midget asked me to dance. I started dancing with her and in the middle of the song I asked her if she wanted to leave. She drove me back to her house. When I walked in her room mate who was a dude gave me the dirtiest look as I walked past him sitting in the recliner. We go to her room and undress but I am so drunk I can't get a hard on so I give up. I wake up a little later and determine I can do it and so we do. At some point around 3:00 apparently i got on my knees in the bed and just peed on her. When I woke up in the morning I acted like I was late for work and told her I had to leave. Then shite got weird. When I got out of bed I realized the bed didn't have a frame and was just sitting on the floor and as I stood up the dresser was only about three feet tall. I thought to myself "I am in fricking Alice and Wonderland. As she is driving me to my friend's apartment I asked her to stop at the store so I could get a Dr. Pepper and some snuff. No lie, right when I walk in the store there is a dwarf behind the counter yelling "Happy New Year"! As we pull up to the apartment I see two hot blondes starting their grill and I'm praying they don't notice me getting out of the midget's car. That's when my friend opens the sliding glass door to the apartment and yells "Hey! Midget Slayer!" I was humiliated. Talk about the walk of shame. I'm 51 and people I don't even know that I meet ask me "You're the dude that fricked that midget?"