This was about a decade ago, I was a fresh cadet right out of the police academy. Young eager and looking to prove myself. My partner was like me but he was always the brawn to my brains.

Anyway, we get this assignment with a real badass of a captain, I mean a bad, mofo right out the streets, gangbanger motherfricker. He was very intimidating and yelled a lot. Since we’re so young, he wants us to go undercover at some local college to infiltrate some drug dealers and find the supplier. So we get prepped and move in.

During the assignment I meet this smokin hot black chick. Sweet, smart, really into slam poetry and what not, long story short we end up hooking up. I’m super proud of myself because I’m not really a ladies man and our badass captain was always ragging on me for it.

So of course, as soon as I see him again, I start going on and on about how I banged this smoking hot poetry chick and what a freak she was in the sack, I went into every nasty detail, even embellished a little.

Few days later, I’m hanging with this chick and she drags me to some breakfast thing at the union, so I begrudgingly comply because i really wanted to hit it again.

Turns out it’s a “breakfast with the parents” thing for students so now I have to meet her fricking parents. Ugh I’m instantly regretting it. Here’s the kicker, I walk in and sit down at the table and in come her parents.

Her dad is my fricking captain. My captain. I’m undercover, so neither of us can acknowledge we know the other one. Needless to say it was the worst breakfast of my life. All I could think about was how I went on and on about rawdogging his daughter..to HIM.

I felt so bad. Luckily we infiltrated the dealers and found the supplier and there was a big shootout at spring break and my partner threw a grenade into the cockpit of a helicopter.