re: Are boat launches some of the most comical places on earth?

Years ago…. My wife was pregnant with my first kid. She had never seen the spillway.
I took her to pigeon landing and put in my old clapped out Louisiana traveler. Made a loop and headed back.
We get to the landing and I tell her to keep going in circles while I get the truck and trailer.
I realize I forgot my keys. Holler to her to drive by and hand them to me. She decides to chunk them to me. WAY short and into the water by the landing.
The coon arse next to me starts laughing and says he would beat her arse if she was his old lady.
It’s March. Waters up and cold. I dove in the broken glass and trash water and found the keys. Took many , many dives. Still butt hurt over it.