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re: The "Just Bring a Casserole" Low Maintenance Stage of Old Baw Dating.

Posted on 4/30/24 at 12:35 pm to
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
124851 posts
Posted on 4/30/24 at 12:35 pm to
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Tell me you read smut without telling me you read smut



Read it?


Oh sweetheart, I Write it .


From my latest book,
The Boobs of Cleavage Manor


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And so he reached tenderly out to her, prying soft skin from the prison of her petticoat. Her bosom now free, the darkness of her nipple in stark contrast to her alabaster flesh. He grasped her breast. It was like a bag of wet sand, malleable yet firm.

His face contorted as he soiled his pantaloons. "Was it good for you?, he queried.

"Oh yes, Lord frickington!", Cliterella squealed, "I orgasmed the most orgasamy orgasm ever. I wish all men could last as many seconds as you." She pulled her billowy skirts down, "I suppose you wouldn't mind this Hungarian Goulash I brought?" She said with a mischievous wink...

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This post was edited on 4/30/24 at 12:36 pm
Posted by Czechessential
Member since Apr 2024
1213 posts
Posted on 4/30/24 at 12:38 pm to
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From my latest book,


can I get that from Amazon?
Posted by tigernurse
Member since Dec 2005
30706 posts
Posted on 4/30/24 at 12:40 pm to


I’d love a signed copy.

May I offer you a casserole?
Posted by DesScorp
Alabama
Member since Sep 2017
6650 posts
Posted on 4/30/24 at 12:40 pm to
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Oh yes, Lord frickington!", Cliterella squealed, "I orgasmed the most orgasamy orgasm ever.


LOL, you could legit sell this Bridgerton mockery on Amazon.
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