re: Go Woke Go Broke, Dixie Beer Edition

1. Bought a shite beer brand
2. Work to try to marry it into the city and it's image.
3. Start making a sliver of headway.
4. Change the name. Of a beer called Dixie for over 100+ years.
5. Who gives a frick. It's over. You fricked it all up. The entire thing is finished and everybody on planet earth knows it.
6. Go out of business - predictably.

Give me the trademark. I'll turn it around. We're going back to Dixie and we're making it taste like Miller and gonna rake in the dough.