re: Do you have an inner monologue?

Yes, I just have to make sure the external PA is muted for 90% of the monologue. I honestly wonder if the majority of the 50% are men?! This seems like something men do more than women. Reminds me of the "I bet he's thinking about other women meme" where the husband is having an internal discussion of some off the wall topic while the wife gives him the stank eye.