re: Baw, do you get 4x4 trucks even if you don't need it?

Do you even baw?

Go 4x4 or go home.
I get the B&W Tow and Stow and I keep the balls perfectly chrome.
I get an auxillary fuel tank so non-baws will see how hard I work on my ranch.
Dog box stays in the bed so they know how outdoorsy I am.
Ducks unlimited on the license plate.
12 inch lift and 24 inch offsets for 28 inch rims.

I also have a huge peen. Enormous.